Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / There is no satisfaction in hanging a \ | man who does not object to it. | | | \ -- G. B. Shaw / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;