Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The cow is nothing but a machine which \ | makes grass fit for us people to eat. | | | \ -- John McNulty / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;