Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated. \ | But an authentic soothsayer should be | | shot on sight. Cassandra did not get | | half the kicking around she deserved. | | | \ -- R. A. Heinlein / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;