Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It's getting uncommonly easy to kill \ | people in large numbers, and the first | | thing a principle does -- if it really | | is a principle -- is to kill somebody. | | | \ -- Dorothy L. Sayers, "Gaudy Night" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;