Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In a display of perverse brilliance, \ | Carl the repairman mistakes a room | | humidifier for a mid-range computer but | | manages to tie it into the network | | anyway. | | | \ -- The 5th Wave / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;