Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It has been said [by Anatole France], \ | "it is not by amusing oneself that one | | learns," and, in reply: "it is | | *____only* by amusing oneself that | | one can learn." | | | \ -- Edward Kasner and James R. Newman / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;