Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Pittsburgh Driver's Test \ | | | (7) The car directly in front of you | | has a flashing right tail light | | | | but a steady left tail light. This | | means | | | | (a) one of the tail lights is broken; | | you should blow your horn | | | | to call the problem to the driver's | | attention. | | | | (b) the driver is signaling a right | | turn. | | | | (c) the driver is signaling a left | | turn. | | | | (d) the driver is from out of town. | | | | The correct answer is (d). Tail lights | | are used in some foreign countries to | \ signal turns. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;