Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Death is a spirit leaving a body, sort \ | of like a shell leaving the nut behind. | | | \ -- Erma Bombeck / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;