Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | "I won't say he's untruthful, but his | | wife has to call the | | | \ dog for dinner." / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;