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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ If I had my life to live over, I'd try  \
| to make more mistakes next time. I      |
| would relax, I would limber up, I would |
| be sillier than I have been this trip.  |
| I know of very few things I would take  |
| seriously. I would be crazier. I would  |
| climb more mountains, swim more rivers  |
| and watch more sunsets. I'd travel and  |
| see. I would have more actual troubles  |
| and fewer imaginary ones. You see, I am |
| one of those people who lives           |
| prophylactically and sensibly and       |
| sanely, hour after hour, day after day. |
| Oh, I have had my moments and, if I had |
| it to do over again, I'd have more of   |
| them. In fact, I'd try to have nothing  |
| else. Just moments, one after another,  |
| instead of living so many years ahead   |
| each day. I have been one of those      |
| people who never go anywhere without a  |
| thermometer, a hotwater bottle, a       |
| gargle, a raincoat and a parachute. If  |
| I had it to do over again, I would go   |
| places and do things and travel lighter |
| than I have. If I had my life to live   |
| over, I would start bare-footed earlier |
| in the spring and stay that way later   |
| in the fall. I would play hooky more. I |
| probably wouldn't make such good        |
| grades, but I'd learn more. I would     |
| ride on more merry-go-rounds. I'd pick  |
\ more daisies.                           /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;