Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If I had my life to live over, I'd try \ | to make more mistakes next time. I | | would relax, I would limber up, I would | | be sillier than I have been this trip. | | I know of very few things I would take | | seriously. I would be crazier. I would | | climb more mountains, swim more rivers | | and watch more sunsets. I'd travel and | | see. I would have more actual troubles | | and fewer imaginary ones. You see, I am | | one of those people who lives | | prophylactically and sensibly and | | sanely, hour after hour, day after day. | | Oh, I have had my moments and, if I had | | it to do over again, I'd have more of | | them. In fact, I'd try to have nothing | | else. Just moments, one after another, | | instead of living so many years ahead | | each day. I have been one of those | | people who never go anywhere without a | | thermometer, a hotwater bottle, a | | gargle, a raincoat and a parachute. If | | I had it to do over again, I would go | | places and do things and travel lighter | | than I have. If I had my life to live | | over, I would start bare-footed earlier | | in the spring and stay that way later | | in the fall. I would play hooky more. I | | probably wouldn't make such good | | grades, but I'd learn more. I would | | ride on more merry-go-rounds. I'd pick | \ more daisies. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;