Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Now I can finally explain to everyone \ | why I do this. I just got $7 worth of | \ free stuff for working on Debian ! / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;