Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Proposed Additions to the PDP-11 \ | Instruction Set: | | | | BBW Branch Both Ways BEW Branch Either | | Way BBBF Branch on Bit Bucket Full BH | | Branch and Hang BMR Branch Multiple | | Registers BOB Branch On Bug BPO Branch | | on Power Off BST Backspace and Stretch | | Tape CDS Condense and Destroy System | | CLBR Clobber Register CLBRI Clobber | | Register Immediately CM Circulate | | Memory CMFRM Come From -- essential for | | truly structured programming CPPR | | Crumple Printer Paper and Rip CRN | \ Convert to Roman Numerals / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;