Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Drew's Law of Highway Biology: \ | | | The first bug to hit a clean windshield | | lands directly in front | | | \ of your eyes. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;