Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Don't put too fine a point to your wit \ | for fear it should get blunted. | | | \ -- Miguel de Cervantes / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;