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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  A master was explaining the nature of  \
| Tao to one of his novices. "The Tao is  |
| embodied in all software -- regardless  |
| of how insignificant," said the master. |
|                                         |
| "Is Tao in a hand-held calculator?"     |
| asked the novice.                       |
|                                         |
| "It is," came the reply.                |
|                                         |
| "Is the Tao in a video game?" continued |
| the novice.                             |
|                                         |
| "It is even in a video game," said the  |
| master.                                 |
|                                         |
| "And is the Tao in the DOS for a        |
| personal computer?"                     |
|                                         |
| The master coughed and shifted his      |
| position slightly. "The lesson is over  |
| for today," he said.                    |
|                                         |
| -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of          |
\ Programming"                            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;