Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A diplomat is man who always remembers \ | a woman's birthday but never her age. | | | \ -- Robert Frost / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;