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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ I suppose some of the variation between \
| Boston drivers and the rest of the      |
| country is due to the progressive       |
| Massachusetts Driver Education Manual   |
| which I happen to have in my top desk   |
| drawer. Some of the Tips for Better     |
| Driving are worth considering, to wit:  |
|                                         |
| [173.15b]:                              |
|                                         |
| "When competing for a section of road   |
| or a parking space, remember            |
|                                         |
| that the vehicle in need of the most    |
| body work has the right-of-way."        |
|                                         |
| [141.2a]:                               |
|                                         |
| "Although it is altogether possible to  |
| fit a 6' car into a 6'                  |
|                                         |
| parking space, it is hardly ever        |
| possible to fit a 6' car into           |
|                                         |
| a 5' parking space."                    |
|                                         |
| [105.31]:                               |
|                                         |
| "Teenage drivers believe that they are  |
| immortal, and drive accordingly.        |
|                                         |
| Nevertheless, you should avoid the      |
\ temptation to prove them wrong."        /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;