Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I suppose some of the variation between \ | Boston drivers and the rest of the | | country is due to the progressive | | Massachusetts Driver Education Manual | | which I happen to have in my top desk | | drawer. Some of the Tips for Better | | Driving are worth considering, to wit: | | | | [173.15b]: | | | | "When competing for a section of road | | or a parking space, remember | | | | that the vehicle in need of the most | | body work has the right-of-way." | | | | [141.2a]: | | | | "Although it is altogether possible to | | fit a 6' car into a 6' | | | | parking space, it is hardly ever | | possible to fit a 6' car into | | | | a 5' parking space." | | | | [105.31]: | | | | "Teenage drivers believe that they are | | immortal, and drive accordingly. | | | | Nevertheless, you should avoid the | \ temptation to prove them wrong." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;