Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Any father who thinks he's all \ | important should remind himself that | | this country honors fathers only one | | day a year while pickles get a whole | \ week. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;