Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Did you know that the voice tapes \ | easily identify the Russian pilot that | | shot down the Korean jet? At one point | | he definitely states: | | | | "Natasha! First we shoot jet, then we | | go after moose and squirrel." | | | \ -- ihuxw!tommyo / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;