Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "What are you watching?" \ | | | "I don't know." | | | | "Well, what's happening?" | | | | "I'm not sure... I think the guy in the | | hat did something terrible." | | | | "Why are you watching it?" | | | | "You're so analytical. Sometimes you | | just have to let art flow over you." | | | \ -- The Big Chill / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;