Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / They are called computers simply \ | because computation is the only | | significant job that has so far been | \ given to them. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;