Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay __________________________________ / Mitchell's Law of Committees: \ | | | Any simple problem can be made | | insoluble if enough meetings are | | | \ held to discuss it. / ---------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;