Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / They use different words for things in \ | America. For instance they say elevator | | and we say lift. They say drapes and we | | say curtains. They say president and we | | say brain damaged git. | | | \ -- Alexie Sayle / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;