Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / This was the ultimate form of \ | ostentation among technology freaks -- | | to have a system so complete and | | sophisticated that nothing showed; no | | machines, no wires, no controls. | | | \ -- Michael Swanwick, "Vacuum Flowers" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;