Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / YOU!! Give me the CUTEST, PINKEST, most \ | charming little VICTORIAN DOLLHOUSE you | \ can find!! An make it SNAPPY!! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;