Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Bradley's Bromide: \ | | | If computers get too powerful, we can | | organize | | | | them into a committee -- that will do | \ them in. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;