Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Silent gratitude isn't very much use \ | to anyone." | | | \ -- G. B. Stearn / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;