Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Everybody knows that the dice are \ | loaded. Everybody rolls with their | | fingers crossed. Everybody knows the | | war is over. Everybody knows the good | | guys lost. Everybody knows the fight | | was fixed: the poor stay poor, the rich | | get rich. That's how it goes. Everybody | | knows. | | | | Everybody knows that the boat is | | leaking. Everybody knows the captain | | lied. Everybody got this broken feeling | | like their father or their dog just | | died. | | | | Everybody talking to their pockets. | | Everybody wants a box of chocolates and | | long stem rose. Everybody knows. | | | | Everybody knows that you love me, baby. | | Everybody knows that you really do. | | Everybody knows that you've been | | faithful, give or take a night or two. | | Everybody knows you've been discreet, | | but there were so many people you just | | had to meet without your clothes. And | | everybody knows. | | | | And everybody knows it's now or never. | | Everybody knows that it's me or you. | | And everybody knows that you live | | forever when you've done a line or two. | | Everybody knows the deal is rotten: Old | | Black Joe's still pickin' cotton for | | you ribbons and bows. And everybody | | knows. | | | \ -- Leonard Cohen, "Everybody Knows" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;