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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Everybody knows that the dice are       \
| loaded. Everybody rolls with their      |
| fingers crossed. Everybody knows the    |
| war is over. Everybody knows the good   |
| guys lost. Everybody knows the fight    |
| was fixed: the poor stay poor, the rich |
| get rich. That's how it goes. Everybody |
| knows.                                  |
|                                         |
| Everybody knows that the boat is        |
| leaking. Everybody knows the captain    |
| lied. Everybody got this broken feeling |
| like their father or their dog just     |
| died.                                   |
|                                         |
| Everybody talking to their pockets.     |
| Everybody wants a box of chocolates and |
| long stem rose. Everybody knows.        |
|                                         |
| Everybody knows that you love me, baby. |
| Everybody knows that you really do.     |
| Everybody knows that you've been        |
| faithful, give or take a night or two.  |
| Everybody knows you've been discreet,   |
| but there were so many people you just  |
| had to meet without your clothes. And   |
| everybody knows.                        |
|                                         |
| And everybody knows it's now or never.  |
| Everybody knows that it's me or you.    |
| And everybody knows that you live       |
| forever when you've done a line or two. |
| Everybody knows the deal is rotten: Old |
| Black Joe's still pickin' cotton for    |
| you ribbons and bows. And everybody     |
| knows.                                  |
|                                         |
\ -- Leonard Cohen, "Everybody Knows"     /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;