Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "America is a stronger nation for the \ | ACLU's uncompromising effort." | | | \ -- President John F. Kennedy / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;