Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I stopped believing in Santa Claus when \ | I was six. Mother took me to see him in | | a department store and he asked for my | | autograph. | | | \ -- Shirley Temple / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;