Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /it's weird, when you go on a \ | safari to Africa to catch a lion, you | | | | find it alive and it charges, and then | | you kill it when you go on a | | safari to South Bay to find a Palm Vx, | | you find | | | | it dead and take it home and it charges | \ after it arrives :) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;