Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \ | #2: RENE | | | | Named after the famous French | | philosopher and mathematician Rene | | DesCartes, RENE is a language used for | | artificial intelligence. The language | | is being developed at the Chicago | | Center of Machine Politics and | | Programming under a grant from the Jane | | Byrne Victory Fund. A spokesman | | described the language as "Just as | | great as dis [sic] city of ours." | | | | The center is very pleased with | | progress to date. They say they have | | almost succeeded in getting a VAX to | | think. However, sources inside the | | organization say that each time the | | machine fails to think it ceases to | \ exist. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;