Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / It's pretty hard to tell what does \ | bring happiness; poverty and wealth | | have both failed. | | | \ -- Kim Hubbard / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;