Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Distrust all those who love you \ | extremely upon a very slight | | acquaintance and without any visible | | reason. | | | \ -- Lord Chesterfield / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;