Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If you want me to be a good little \ | bunny just dangle some carats in front | | of my nose. | | | \ -- Lauren Bacall / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;