Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /is it me, or is Knghtbrd \ | snoring? they killed knghtbrd! | | Kysh: wichert, gecko, joeyh, | | and I are in a room trying to ignore | | | | Knghtbrd netgod: Knghtbrd is | \ hard to ignore. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;