Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Be careful what you set your heart on \ | -- for it will surely be yours. | | | | -- James Baldwin, "Nobody Knows My | \ Name" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;