Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "If Ricky Schroder and Gary Coleman had \ | a fight on | | | | television with pool cues, who would | | win? | | | | 1) Ricky Schroder | | | | 2) Gary Coleman | | | | 3) The television viewing public" | | | \ -- David Letterman / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;