Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Take the folks at Coca-Cola. For many \ | years, they were content to sit back | | and make the same old carbonated | | beverage. It was a good beverage, no | | question about it; generations of | | people had grown up drinking it and | | doing the experiment in sixth grade | | where you put a nail into a glass of | | Coke and after a couple of days the | | nail dissolves and the teacher says: | | "Imagine what it does to your TEETH!" | | So Coca-Cola was solidly entrenched in | | the market, and the management saw no | | need to improve ... | | | | -- Dave Barry, "In Search of | \ Excellence" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;