Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Sometimes I wonder if I'm in my right \ | mind. Then it passes off and I'm as | | intelligent as ever. | | | \ -- Samuel Beckett, "Endgame" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;