Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "What happened to the crewman?" \ | | | "The M-5 computer needed a new power | | source, the crewman merely got in the | | way." | | | | -- Kirk and Dr. Richard Daystrom, "The | | Ultimate Computer", | | | \ stardate 4731.3. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;