Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / This is the first age that's paid much \ | attention to the future, which is a | | little ironic since we may not have | | one. | | | \ -- Arthur Clarke / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;