Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / One of the advantages of being a \ | captain is being able to ask for advice | | without necessarily having to take it. | | | | -- Kirk, "Dagger of the Mind", stardate | \ 2715.2 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;