Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Well, my daddy left home when I was \ | three, And he didn't leave much for Ma | | and me, Just and old guitar an'a empty | | bottle of booze. Now I don't blame him | | 'cause he ran and hid, But the meanest | | thing that he ever did, Was before he | | left he went and named me Sue. ... But | | I made me a vow to the moon and the | | stars, I'd search the honkey tonks and | | the bars, And kill the man that give me | | that awful name. It was Gatlinburg in | | mid-July, I'd just hit town and my | | throat was dry, Thought I'd stop and | | have myself a brew, At an old saloon on | | a street of mud, Sitting at a table, | | dealing stud, Sat that dirty (bleep) | | that named me Sue. ... Now, I knew that | | snake was my own sweet Dad, From a | | wornout picture that my Mother had, And | | I knew that scar on his cheek and his | | evil eye... | | | \ -- Johnny Cash, "A Boy Named Sue" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;