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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Well, my daddy left home when I was     \
| three, And he didn't leave much for Ma  |
| and me, Just and old guitar an'a empty  |
| bottle of booze. Now I don't blame him  |
| 'cause he ran and hid, But the meanest  |
| thing that he ever did, Was before he   |
| left he went and named me Sue. ... But  |
| I made me a vow to the moon and the     |
| stars, I'd search the honkey tonks and  |
| the bars, And kill the man that give me |
| that awful name. It was Gatlinburg in   |
| mid-July, I'd just hit town and my      |
| throat was dry, Thought I'd stop and    |
| have myself a brew, At an old saloon on |
| a street of mud, Sitting at a table,    |
| dealing stud, Sat that dirty (bleep)    |
| that named me Sue. ... Now, I knew that |
| snake was my own sweet Dad, From a      |
| wornout picture that my Mother had, And |
| I knew that scar on his cheek and his   |
| evil eye...                             |
|                                         |
\ -- Johnny Cash, "A Boy Named Sue"       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;