Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Anything else you wish to draw to my \ | attention, Mr. Holmes ?" | | | | "The curious incident of the stable dog | | in the nighttime." | | | | "But the dog did nothing in the | | nighttime." | | | | "That was the curious incident." | | | \ -- A. Conan Doyle, "Silver Blaze" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;