Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / He only knew his iron spine held up the \ | sky -- he didn't realize his brain had | | fallen to the ground. | | | \ -- The Book of Serenity / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;