Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If ever the pleasure of one has to be \ | bought by the pain of the other, there | | better be no trade. A trade by which | | one gains and the other loses is a | | fraud. | | | \ -- Dagny Taggart, "Atlas Shrugged" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;