Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Mate, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if you \ | put four million volts through it! | | | \ -- Monty Python / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;