Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If you pick up a starving dog and make \ | him prosperous, he will not bite you. | | This is the principal difference | | between a dog and a man. | | | | -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's | \ Calendar" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;