Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | The only easy way to tell a hamster | | from a gerbil is that the | | | \ gerbil has more dark meat. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;